Clever Shopping Bags

I can't even get a plain bag when I shop for groceries anymore... let alone anything as clever as these!

Clever Advertizing

Very clever posters from a German employment agency:

Wet T-Shirt Contests Are Fixed?

Well, this kills the charm of a good wholesome competition....

God says...

Praying for more snow?!?

Clousta Twatt?

Is this Welsh for "Close Your Legs" or "You Are Getting Close To Heaven"?

Katie's Crotch?

And this would be in what town?